We are the one-stop shop for safe removal and/or rescue of any supernatural creature, from the humble fairy to the mighty troll.
Whether you need to kick out kelpies, move mermaids or get rid of ghosts, the Really Weird Removals Company is here to help!
We offer the very best in creature removal service for only a small donation. No pest is too big or too small – that’s our motto!
If you are not completely satisified with your creature extraction, then we’ll give you your money back — guaranteed!*
Just email firstname.lastname@example.org with your name, town and details of your creature.
Alistair, Luca and Valentina Grant
(The Really Weird Removals Team)
* Money back guarantee only applies if no member of the RWR team has been eaten during the investigation.